考试要到了！大家都在努力的mug吧？不过我跟柏诚应该还是会一样更新不断，精彩不断，每日还是会update一下的。这样大家在努力的同时也会有一点娱乐可以看。哈哈。
看过凌鹰blog的人终于突破三百了！希望很快就能破一千的次数。对了，不知道凌鹰blog能不能让别人知道，如果可以的话我建议大家都叫自己的猪和狗来看一看！(for those who r slow, 我的意思是猪朋狗友)
在这个考试季节呢，大家如果住报馆不是很远的话，可以下来报馆读书哦，周报室的环境是很适合啃书的。。现在就来写点别的吧。。
大家知道吗，很多电梯外面都有“in case of fire, do not use lift" 他的意思就好像是 “因为可能着火，请不要用电梯”。。。
我在我电脑里找到了类似的东西：
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed by stupidity, here are some actual label instructions found on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.)
On Tesco's tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom of box): Do not turn upside-down.
On Marks & Spencer bread pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of peanuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
大家说说自己的感言吧。
笑话时间！！
1。现代诗很多都是这形式“远看，石头大！近看，大石头！石头，果然大！果然，大石头！”
2。一名得道高僧路过一条小巷，看见一群小孩围着一条狗。高僧说：你们在干嘛？
孩子们：我们在看谁可以把这只狗带回家养！现在我们要以一个撒谎比赛分个高下！
高僧听到了，便决定开导那些小孩，说了一大堆道理，和为什么不应该撒谎。
高僧讲完了道：现在你们知道为什么不能撒谎了吧！我在你们这年纪时已不再撒谎了！
其中一个孩子道：妈的，他赢了，把那条狗给他。。。
今天就到这里，大家记得tag啊！
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